~Fantasy Land~

Royalty Meme ♛ [1/5] Books ↳ The Royal Diaries series

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

Based off my tags on this post:  #okay but combine all four: person a works at a coffeeshop #person b works at a flowershop #they start fake dating to cover for person a who’s lied to their parents about meeting their soulmate #but then they do whatever thing reveals soulmates while fake dating and start REAL DATING #THE END

Title from “I Can Hear The Bells.” PG, ~1700 words, mostly fluff. Thanks to skivvy for the soulmate identifying idea!

Kurt brightened when he saw Blaine approaching from across the street, clearly coming over for their mutual fifteen-minute breaks - Kurt’s from the flower shop, and Blaine’s from Starbucks. Blaine always brought over a couple of drinks for them to share, claiming his employee discount was too good not to use, even if he didn’t always have a reason to take advantage of Kurt’s discount in return.

When Blaine entered with his phone pressed against his ear and a frustrated look on his face, however, Kurt became concerned.

“Yeah, Mom, I kn - of course I’m happy for Coop - I actually met my soulmate, too, Mom!” Blaine said. He wasn’t being particularly loud, but his voice rang through the quiet flower shop all the same, taking on an echo in Kurt’s head.

Met my soulmate

Met my soulmate

Met my soulmate

Kurt’s heart sank into the sewers below. He’d known for a few weeks now that Blaine was his soulmate - ever since he heard Blaine laugh at one of his jokes, hearty and genuine. He was hoping that Blaine would hear his Sound in return soon, because he wasn’t sure if Blaine would believe him without proof, but apparently that hope was misplaced.

Friend: “Put it back on, my mom’s coming.”

Taylor: “So some of my fans know that I have a weird ability of catching things with my mouth; most often grapes. [catches grape in his mouth] One fan mentioned grapes are too easy, so I call this the ‘Fruit Toss Challenge’.”

[music plays in the background]

[Taylor catches a strawberry, and then an avocado. The grapefruit smacks him in the mouth but he does not catch it.  Several attempts with bananas are unsuccesful. Another grapefruit smacks him in the face. He laughs and throws it on the ground.]

Taylor: “Get in my mouth! [to the camera] Let’s go!”

[He slaps away a box of strawberries]

Taylor: [irritated] “Not. The box. Of strawberries!”

Friend: “Oh.”

Taylor: [irritated] “One strawberry!”

[watermelon crashes at Taylor’s feet, he gingerly steps back]

Taylor: “Are you kidding me?”

[cake is thrown and smashes into Taylor’s face]

Taylor: “What is this? I thought - [spits out cake]- I thought this was a fruit toss challenge?”

Friend: “It’s a fruitcake.”

Taylor: [incredulous] “Fruitcake?”

Friend: “Yeah, man, fruitcake.”