An ever growing pile of fandoms

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

he's the definition of "give a man a hammer and every problem becomes a nail" and the hammer is the power of unfathomable violence

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if it was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit