I am a Pirate Behold my Ships

kingdom come would be a much better game if hans capon was a romance option

tbt my first ever kcd post. truly had no idea…

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.

well apparently my deficiency in vitamin d is “severe.” Whatever that means

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

Why are you all calling me that.

The difference between writing hookup hollanov and writing post-cottage hollanov is that post-cottage those bitches are chatting. Gossiping. They're chewing the fat and shooting the breeze. How was your day? Did you hear about the suspension? Do you want chicken for dinner? Do you want to watch a movie after? How was the drive? What's that new protein powder your trainer has you on? I'm going to put the Flyers game on I need you to explain what the fuck you were thinking when you made that pass to Marleau. They can't wait to tell each other shit. When they're long distance I think they wait to tell each other juicy gossipy things so that they have good stuff to talk about in person. Crucially, they do not talk about anything important.

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats