I am a Pirate Behold my Ships

@whotheheckitheheck

Professional @reebmiester historian. 20s. Doing whatever i want forever. Always Aggressively Pro Steve Rogers. All of my friends are talented and amazing, and this is very important information for everyone to know. Also I reach post limit fairly frequently, and I've been here for years, so you'll never find the bottom of my blog. just trust that I'm real and follow you for A Reason, I promise. HEADER IMAGE MADE BY MY DEAR, SWEET FRIEND @REEBMIESTER oh btw helmut zemo is a furry

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bulldyke-rider-deactivated20251

"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

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maiaj2010

Tw: fake blood

Hi i made a thing lol

doriiww

I can't stop drawing them

cpericardium

happy pride

pomegranateteeth

sure fucking whatever man

dragon-in-a-fez

isn't that that Tolkien book

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livedinthecastle

dean absolutely smashing up that car in frustration was fun but if sam got to get real angry and bitchy and key that shit out of spite just once it would've been hilarious

livedinthecastle

@soupernatural love the vision

glintblade

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

glintblade

lizardsfromspace

byjove

“nobody wants to work anymore” WRONG! bosses do not want to pay people appropriately for their labor

calebwittebane

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

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helenvaughans

holy shit this is going to lead to sooo many lawsuits lmao

contemptible-scoundrel

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

contemptible-scoundrel

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

cactus-coder-13

It's Ides of March. I approach the Chocolate Man from behind and pull out a knife, stabbing him. He turns and grins as the knife melts in my hands. It's chocolate. I pull out my backup and stab him again, but it melts as well. I realize it's not just the knives melting; he replaced me with a chocolate clone while I wasn't looking. Or maybe I always was chocolate. He's melting as well, he's also chocolate. The room crumbles and melts around us.

It's then I notice the camera as my vision fades to chocolate brown.

"[!@#$]ing chocolate guy," I say, scrolling past the video reblogged by my mutual.

the-haiku-bot

It’s then I notice

the camera as my vision

fades to chocolate brown.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

jamsandsuch

took my engineer brother around the engineering building on campus today. every time we came across an empty lecture hall he’d write a ridiculously difficult formula on the board and add ‘warm up. hint: use lecture notes from last class” and giggle and run off

lydiajoypalmer

🎵 Carry on, you will always remember

Carry on, nothing equals the splendor

Now your life's no longer empty

Surely heaven waits for you 🎵

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Supernatural ENDS today and my brother is LAUGHING AT ME.

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lakevida

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

semtitulo

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

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