Let's Keep It Real

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

this is a renaissance painting

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying!!!

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours