Back On My Bullshit Implies I Was Ever Off It.

reblog to make someone bisexual

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

I like how Twitter is so collectively ruined by psuedo-incest porn the slopbot just added 'Step-' there

i have GOT to pee more

THIS IS A UTI POST NOT A PEE FETISH POST THIS TIME

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

troy bolton chad danforth potter you were named after the two raddest Wildcats i ever knew now take this basketball and get your head in the game

disney channel heritage post

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

I know it's not great from, like, a Being Functional Or Secure standpoint, but aesthetically I kind of love how websites for banks and universities and government agencies and such just sort of accrete layer upon layer of technologies without ever taking the lower layers out of the stack, and if you need to do something sufficiently obscure eventually you'll break through to some Web 1.0-looking form with a "Last Modified" footer whose timestamp isn't part of this millennium.

my primary told me if i dont stop drinking alcohol + eating processed sugar + flour + processed foods i'm going to die or whatever

to be honest i'm trying to make a change this time