whats the story?

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

Why is this tagged solar punk?

i know a lot of solarpunk traditionalists are uncomfortable with my inclusion of firearms in my grey alien posts. i understand that instinct. but enforcing boundaries sustainably sometimes calls for the proliferation and distribution of small arms, and i find it very unfair that you dont think my posts should be tagged solarpunk