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catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

i will continue reblogging this for all eternity, please give this a read if you are curious about historical use of the term butch outside of the lesbian community, and thank you to @mwydyn for your restorations & mirrors!

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

i should try to be the bigger person but this evil potion makes me shorter soooo

one thing you gotta appreciate in Carpenter’s The Thing is that it is also a horror from the POV of the monster. At the end of the day it’s a movie about a bunch of assholes isolated in the middle of nowhere doing what they can to survive, and by “doing what they can” I mean freaking out and screaming and throwing up. this also includes the Thing.

Everybody in the Thing, including the Thing: FUCK!!!!! THESE GUYS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

i am not the type to go uwuwuwu the monster was good it was just misunderstood . much less in this case in which the Thing is 1) terribly desperate 2) an alien with very little regard for human life and 3) a cheeky little shit. but I don’t exaggerate when I say the Thing is even more scared than the base guys. like they have flamethrowers.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat