That is until your shitstick of a brother shows up on this hellsite.
Hrng...
LIIIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIID!!!
...
Nope. He's not here yet.
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That is until your shitstick of a brother shows up on this hellsite.
Hrng...
LIIIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIID!!!
...
Nope. He's not here yet.

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hello, for the past few months, iāve been out as trans. my mom has been calling me slurs. starving me. beating me. iām scared for my life and i need to get out. luckily iām 17 and my birthday is in march, but i havenāt been able to have a single job or a car due to my disabilities and my mom is afraid of me having more power than her or contact with the outside world. i have many expenses to cover. i need to buy a car. i need to buy my own medication for my mental disorders. i also need surgery on my foot that isnt covered by my insurance due to it being a ācosmetic procedureā despite the pain/spreading of my warts being so bad that i may end up being handicapped within the next year. iām also going to need food, a place to live, too surgery, and testosterone. currently iām most worried about having food and probably getting something to keep me warm since i may be homeless within the next week. iām adding my paypal below. every cent helps, thank you all so much
Go to paypal.me/sowidsnake and type in the amount. Since itās PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donāt have a PayPal account? No worries.
i have a commission sheet in case you want something out of it
@solid-snakegestions @halemmerich @trauma-blog @trauma-rat can you guys please reblog this? i really really need help
Hey there, kid. Sorry I missed this. Whatever help it does, here you go.
EDF!! EDF!!
Uh-
"Yeah! EDF! EDF!!!"
...Otacon, you scare me.
Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid eats dirt!
META KNIGHT SAYS FUCK
@metaknight-suggestions
Ahem, I frequently curse, this is true. I am a soldier at heart and weāre not exactly known for our manners.Ā
I do say theĀ āfuckā word, I will call peopleĀ ācursā, and I have on multiple occasions called peopleĀ ābastardsā.Ā
Sakurai is the Cool Dad ⢠who lets his kids curse.
I cannot legally curse. Miyamoto wonāt let me say [redacted]
I was made by flagship and they dont fucking care what I say
Well thatās not [redacted] fair
Hm. I guess being from Konami has some fucking benefits, huh Otacon?
āYouāre damn right, Snake!ā
Actually⦠has anybody actually said fuck in Metal Gear at all?
I think Master Miller said fuck in Ground Zeroes. Not too keen on those games, you'd have to ask him.

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META KNIGHT SAYS FUCK
@metaknight-suggestions
Ahem, I frequently curse, this is true. I am a soldier at heart and weāre not exactly known for our manners.Ā
I do say theĀ āfuckā word, I will call peopleĀ ācursā, and I have on multiple occasions called peopleĀ ābastardsā.Ā
Sakurai is the Cool Dad ⢠who lets his kids curse.
I cannot legally curse. Miyamoto wonāt let me say [redacted]
I was made by flagship and they dont fucking care what I say
Well thatās not [redacted] fair
Hm. I guess being from Konami has some fucking benefits, huh Otacon?
"You're damn right, Snake!"
Youāre not on your own. You have me.
And me.
And me!
Also me!Ā
Count me in.
And me, plus the rest of the crew.
Anndd mirror-asshole is back and so is the guy that possessed shadowkirby. Are you fucking kidding me...
Huh. Sounds terrible.
Would it be bad if I said I was glad this isnt my problem?
"Yes, Snake, it would."
Explode a demon.
Explode a cosmic horror.
Explode a Metal Gear.
It's time for another Snakegestion: Try to keep in touch with your friends. You might never know how much you rely on each other, huh?

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Solid Snakegestion: never take hiatuses.
Wii Dogs
Headcanon: Wii Fit Trainer owns a few Wii Sports Resort Dogs and Snake loves to visit her and her dogs
Snake: *Holding one of the Wii Dogs* Whatās this oneās name?
Wii Fit: Oh I named him Frisbee.
Snake: ā¦I am now co-owning these dogs.
Wii Fit: Wait what?
āāā
Wii Fit: *jogging* Itās glad to see you enjoying time to exercise Snake.
Snake: *jogging alongside her with the dogs* You could anything with the best motivation.
āāā
Wii Fit: Snake are you okay?
Snake: *has a bunch of sleeping dogs in his lap and arms* Never been better.
At least it didn't bit you where the sun don't shine
*shudders*
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ NOM!!!!!
At least it didn't bit you where the sun don't shine
*shudders*
Ouch....
Yyyyyyyeah. It's not ideal. Still trying to wrestle one of those D-walkers from Venom, while he's still here. So much easier than walking myself right now...

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@solid-snakegestions
This is not even funny. I haven't been able to sit down since that last battle!
I uh... sort of see why fighting a plant isn't a good idea.
Weird Personal Facts
I wanna start a thread!
Sometimes I get in the mood to stare at cameras, especially security cams. I stare at them challengingly, like Iām about to burn down a house.
@ladystiltskin67 @crackāattack @castielloveshisdean @fstst223 @blueberryspacekitten!!! Your turn!
I canāt handle things being off kilter but My socks have to be slightly off center so the Seam doesnāt touch my pinky toe.
@sammyimpala-67 @fstst223 @dammitsammy @usercasss
Apparently I regularly sleep with my knees up and bent. I have no idea how or why but I only learned about it recently and apparently Iāve done it ny whole life.
@lukehemmingsisapenguin @gabriel-deserved-better @da5haexowin @crackāattack
I am a notorious sleep-cuddler. My best friend refuses to sleep beside me now š
@reiafan @rebel-castiel @sassysousa @omgbubblesomg @fstst223
I have a big fear of eating with wooden utensils because i worry about getting a splinter in my mouth
@doodlegirl1998 @angelic-adoration @hollowāvoid @coarsepythagoras
(you guys donāt have to do it if you donāt want to)
Um I talk to myself near constantly. Donāt know if thatās a weird fact tho.
@aceghostgrey @neutralfangirlshitethenamestaken @lukehemmingsisapenguin @take-me-to-the-starchildren
i stare at people. and mirrors. you can sometimes see things reflected in them.
@bon-boyage @starkravingparker @kraetys @grey-minami
Not sure how I got tagged in this but, uhh
Iām boring
@laurel-at-bay @magnumpicactus @aliaitee NEXT!
I was developmentally delayed and my mother took me to a child psychologistĀ but they couldnāt find anything wrong with me.Ā
idkĀ @outrageoutside @hecking-indian @idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue @hahahaimdeadinside
I like looking at peopleās eye color, but cannot hold eye contact so I tend to stare at peopleās eyes when theyāre not looking
@snaufey @procrastinatorprocrastinating @aro-ace-from-outer-space22 @zenisbest
Since my glasses are pretty big I usually check for things reflected in them/
@kingantlion @queen-baelin @spectraspecs-writes @radha-the-introvert @cyberpoetrycoffeeĀ
Thanks for the tag!
Like I said in a post earlier, I can crack my voice on demand.
Tagging @queen-baelin, @troodon17, @weirdsthenewnormal, and @skelelexiunderlord
I canāt sleep with any skin touches other skin
Specifically my thighs
Tagging
@renee-f @the-incedible-sulk @adultmorelikeadolt
ohhhh gosh um. i wonāt eat at the counter in my kitchen unless iām sitting the the middle chair, i guess?
@creativity-killed-thekitten @max-is-tired @magicallygrimmwiccan
I cannot allow my food to touch on my plate when Iām eating or my anxiety skyrockets. I also sit in my room and talk to myself as characters from my fandoms/novels
@quoth-the-sparrow @thesassiersilv101 @theotheralyaĀ @theabookdragon
I cannot own or use anything paper without it getting crumpled? (Iāve tried everything, send help)
@abutterflysrose @galaxywitchwolf13 @theresneverenoughfandoms @elfarmyenby
I carry around a patch of soft fabric for my fingers to play with everywhere I go, because I need to fidget but I hate toys that make clicking sounds
@bastille-smedry @undeadbelalugosi @ajdraws0430 @notalwaysthevillian
In the morning if I have water thatās been sitting in my cup overnight I instinctively have to dump it right away because on many occasions Iāve found bugs in my cup (usually just tiny flies but once there was this huge ass moth that took up the entirety of the bottom of the mug and it scared the heck out of me) and now I j u s t c a n t r i s k i t
@phlying-squirrel @i-can-explain-really @sly-is-my-name-loving-is-my-game
Umm letās see I say hi to my fish and tell them I love them because they need to know I love them so much
@phlying-squirrel @minamishipsit @fivesecondscookies
the hospital i was born in thought i had leukemia and i almost died!!!
also i think pineapple belongs on pizza, and iāve been on a malfunctioning carnival ride
@maybalator @hariispray @moothedumpsterfire-exe @the-incedible-sulk
I canāt eat things like mixed fruits (and similar things) all mixed together. I have to pick it apart and go piece by piece when I eat it cause I donāt like the mixing textures and flavors.
@jynxlovesluck @hanramz-the-fander @poisonedapples @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2
Hhh I wasnāt tagged but I really donāt wanna throw such a goodĀ āGet To Know Someoneā post so
Whenever Iām imagining things (be it fight scenes, sad dialogues, anything) my hands start to move to the left and the right very quickly (while the palms and arms form a 90Āŗ angle) and Iāve been doing it for all my life
@rockmarina @dracomalfoy-youlittleshit @stegosoreus Iām taggin yāall so feel free to share (you donāt have to, but iād very much like it)
ooooh
When I was like 8 or 9 I asked my mother to buy me one of these handwriting books to practice during the summer holidays - not to practice my writing, but to learn how to write with my right hand (Iām left-handed). So now my handwriting with my right hand is legible XD
Tagging @fleetofshippyships @couldbeginger and @akashikadoesthings and also anyone who wants to do this!
Jumping in just because.
I watched an episode of Casualty once where an old lady had a moth stuck in her ear and now I canāt sleep if thereās a moth in the room because I imagine it burrowing into my head and laying moth babies in my ear.
Tagging @keyflight790 @diligent-thunder @breathofmine and anyone else
When I was a child, I sometimes had a hard time processing people. So I started categorizing people likeĀ āChoose your own charactersā from video games. I considered myself a good starter character, in that I was mediocre in a bunch of different things; I was well rounded enough that you could probably get through the game well enough with me as your basic character. But then other people had very specialized skills (basically people who were just really good at some things like art) - and those were characters you could unlock later in the game, by reaching certain achievements, or reaching a certain level.Ā
@fantom-ftnoise @jencala @nifflers-n-nargles @chromat1cs @captofthesswolfstar
I get very strong random urges to do cartwheels and then I get upset because I cant do a cartwheelā¦
@jilylicious @blitheringmcgonagall @grim-you-fuck @siriussly-serious
I love marmalade tart and Paddington Bear.
When I was five I decided it would be a great idea to walk outside the railing on a first floor balcony, my sister copied me but fell off ⦠keep up love!! (thankfully she was ok š¬!!)
I also love mojitos, piƱa coladas, old fashioned-s and Aperol Spritz
VERY random!!
@rosielupin @of-stars-and-moon @maraudersftw @magic-girl-in-a-muggle-world @araniaexumae
I hate coins. Especially coppers and 5p pieces. I canāt have them lying around the house, and loose change in pockets or bags is awful.
Iām scared to check down the side of the sofa in case there are coins. I even feel uncomfortable writing this.
Tagging: @of-stars-and-moon @maraudererasmut @ashes-and-ashes-dust-and-dust @jencala
I map out stories in my head. Like, I have tangled plot lines wand different characters and bits of dialogue and when I write, I often draw from this.
Tagging: @of-stars-and-moon @aimforthedogstar @jencala @nisargasinha
Alright Iāve been tagged a few times so here goesā¦
I actually see words as people speak them kind of like cartoon caption bubbles over peopleās heads but not in actual bubbles.Ā Doesnāt matter who it is, what theyāre saying, I legit see the words as theyāre spoken flash through my head as if Iām reading it.Ā I thought it was normal as Iāve done it all my life, but I mentioned it to someone a few years ago and they looked at me like I was insane.Ā Apparently I am.Ā ;-)
Tagging: @shayalonnie, @ami-acts, @grim-you-fuck, @siriussly-serious, @restlessandordinary, @marlenemckinn
I narrate and make noises when Iām doing really mundane things like stocking the shelves at work. I also am weirdly obsessive about keeping my leather dress shoes perfectly shined.
@sirro85-blog @thereasontherumisgone
aāight
when iām at work and too many people talk to me i yellĀ āTHE NEVERENDING STOOORY.ā and usually it shuts everyone else up
tagging: @chaoticsock | @firey-koala
I have Tourette Syndrome as well as a rare form of narcolepsy where any loud sounds and bright flashing light will make me fall and pass out!
@chaoticsock @thiscuteartist @humans-are-space-orcs @crypticcoati
if i donāt get something i make art analogies in my head so i can understand.
@bliss-delight-jr @sublimegentlemanalpaca @a-fangirl-in-too-many-fandoms @duskbg
I get angry when people donāt respond with āyouāre welcomeā when I say āthank youā.
@bobblydoctor @propertyofdeduction @office-not-the-arts @kurakuradon @gaiety-of-disposition
Hhmmm- uh- i constantly have the urge to pace around in circles because thatās the only thing that can keep me calm- otherwise my mood completely drops,,,,?
@brokenjoycons @thenosleepartist
I am physically unable to do the Orange Justice dance because the bones in my legs and hips and whatever are kinda deformed which means I canāt move or bend my legs like that
I have no other friends on tumblr, letās see what happens if I tag you guys @solid-snakegestions @marx-suggestion
Random fact: I've done this.