Fat Acceptance Advocate: Amen!

Me: Anorexia is not attractive.

FAA: Fuck, no, it’s not!

Me: Not eating enough is not healthy.

FAA: Completely true!

FAA: Get those women some cheeseburgers!

Me: It is completely possible to recover from anorexia and get to a healthy weight, and maintain it!

FAA: Yaaaassss, help those skinny bitches!

Me: Obesity is a disease.

FAA: The fuck did you just say?

Me: Obesity is not attractive.

FAA: Wow, that’s fucking cruel.

Me: Over-eating is unhealthy.

FAA: You don’t know shit about my metabolism.

FAA: Weight and food aren’t connected!

Me: It is completely possible to lose weight and get to a healthy weight and maintain it!

FAA: ALL DIETS FAIL.

FAA: YOUR WEIGHT LITERALLY CANNOT CHANGE.

FAA: YOU ARE A FATPHOBIC BITCH.