GAYOS

sabrina morningstar: queen of hell and of my heart 🥺🥺

The pagans were so focused on the three virgins that they ‘had’ and believed that they needed to keep at least one from losing their virginity, but there were literally a whole-ass ton of children right there?? Like you can be positive that toddlers aren’t having sex, AND they can’t fight back, so they’re literally the perfect virgin sacrifices. But noooooo, it’s all about the characters we already know...

just when i thought i was rid of the riverdale ‘endgame’ nonsense... it infected caos too. is no show directed by ras safe??

current mood: sabrina slapping caliban every time he’s being an asshole

the expression lilith had on when she first heard the church of night praying to her instead of lucifer i’m-

THE CHURCH OF LILITH?? HIGH PRIESTESS??? I AM SO HERE FOR THIS

Prudence cutting off the head of her father’s statue is so much hotter than it has the right to be

I can’t believe that people can really see Prudence’s face when Faustus called Sabrina a “Spellman whore” and think... nah, she’s straight.

“Maybe this should just be a party. Not a... uh, coming out party.” IF THAT AIN’T THE GAYEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD OUT OF CONTEXT—

Sabrina may not have won the position of Top Boy in canon, but she can be my Top Person anytime... if you know what I mean

I never thought I’d say this, but Sabrina-possessed-by-Satan is hot

Just when I thought CAOS was going to be better than all the other shitty teen dramas... they had to go and bury their gays