Bridget

Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

How the fuck can you leave out my main man banana peel

bitches will listen to a female cover of “can’t help falling in love” and cry as they fantasize about a future with a loving wife. bitches will hear the line “take my hand/ take my whole life too” and just fucking lose it. it’s me. i’m bitches.

my car noclips through the road and i fall into blackreach

just happy seal things

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*