The courage to slay a god.

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

bullying him

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

Let’s all actually do this

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

OMG JUST REMEMBERED I BEAR THE CURSE 😍

theres nothing a shower cant fix theres nothing jerking off and a shower cant fix theres nothing jerking off and an iced coffeeand an ibuprofen and a shower and a warm blanky and good music and a quiet house and a good cry and a bit of sunlight streaming through the window cant fix. tears in my eyes. something's gotta work right.