church grim in training

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

what do you mean my childhood affected me

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

duck duck go search how do you make and keep friends when you have zero energy and feel like you're dying at all hours

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books