Apple Tree

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.

put your clothes back on. no i didn't lie we're still having sex just have some faith in me on this. can you do that.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

the microsoft/xbox boycott is working btw. under global pressure they have already cut off azure from unit 8200 and sacked the head of their israel office. they’re hoping these moves will quiet things down and get people to look the other way, but their collaboration goes MUCH deeper than just unit 8200. keep going. no games for genocide.

source on unit 8200 being cut off from azure (because tumblr refuses to embed the link): https://bdsmovement.net/news/microsoft-blocks-israel’s-use-its-technology-mass-surveillance-palestinians

How is everything so vulgar and over sexualised but completely sexless and devoid of magnetism and desire….. neutered ass planet

i genuinely don’t know how to explain to some of you that the USA isn’t the Source Of All Evil in the world in a way that you’d actually understand it

The US and its global network of military power famously have no connection to the existence or stability of regimes that systematically violate human rights

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

just gonna reblog this forever because i love fat people and we deserve fuckin basic human dignity and respect regardless of our weight

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.