\[T]/ praise the sun \[T]/

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

can you please make one for Ireland