"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts

Mrs Weasley makes all her kids volunteer at the hospital, and she encourages ron to go talk to the coma patient who’s his age that no one ever visits

hermione is a smart girl who volunteers to read to coma patients in the hospitals

at first ron is like “back the fuck off, this is my gig” cause he’s 11 and he doesn’t like girls yet, but soon the two of them start to get along, and they talk to each other and pretend to include comatose harry in the conversation.

and ginny, who is still totally a badass, but also a hopeless romantic, kisses him like he’s sleeping beauty and might wake up

they both get weirdly protective of the boy the same age as them, who’s been in a coma for so long, and get really mad when the Dursleys decide to pull the plug

(petunia actually feels bad about it, because she did love her sister and harry is all there is left of her)

so ron and hermione hatch this elaborate scheme to keep harry alive by moving him around the hospital, so the doctors can’t ever find him

they get caught, and harry gets taken off life support and monitor gives out one long beep, and he’s dead

and then suddenly his heart starts beating again, and he blinks is eyes and sits up and goes “Ron? Hermione? …you don’t look how i pictured…”

and it turns out that harry really did have a lot of money left to him by his parents, and if he’d died the dursleys would have gotten all of it (vernon’s evil plot, prolly), but it’s 8 years later and he’s legal and gets all of it

but Mrs. Weasley totally takes him in because all of the weasley have grown fond of him over the years, despite never really getting to know him.

PS: hagrid was the janitor that talked to harry during the night shift

RIP Kirby, Pass it on

White Gays: Asians can’t top

White Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black woman

White Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no beaners

Gay PoC: This is why you’re problematic to the gay community

White Gays: 

just look at 

their little bodies!

and noses!?!?!

and their big eyes!!!

and the way they slide all over 

and thIS ONE???

IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT

BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL 

I gave up on background

Nicholas Lord, a Navy sailor since 2008 currently on active duty, is under investigation after threatening to rape a young woman who is a Navy recruit.

The young woman posted a photo of herself on Facebook, captioning it to say she’s proud of how she’s working hard to get in shape for the Navy, and she’s excited to be leaving soon. The photo was shared on the page for her Delayed Entry Program for her fellow Navy recruits.

Nicholas Lord, who is not a current recruit and who has been serving in the Navy since 2008, then commented:

You’ll end up pregnant real soon you fucking wh***. If I could and I knew you, I’d hold you down and rape you.

The next day, Lord gloated about his threat on his Facebook page, updating his status to say he’d been “trolling feminist pages.” In case it needs to be said, the Facebook page for a Navy program is not a “feminist page.” It’s a Navy recruiting page. (x) (x)

I don’t know what the Navy’s punishment system is like, but I hope he gets the worst possible. I hope they investigate his past history in the military, too. If he’s bold enough to outright threaten female recruits, under his own name, on public, Navy-run social media, I seriously doubt he hasn’t harassed and threatened female sailors. He may even have raped them.