of course you love the concept of “found family” you dumb slut, you’re gay

going to community college is just *takes spanish class* *fakes study group* *eats chicken fingers* *participates in paintball war* *loses pen* *makes blanket fort* *plays dungeons and dragons* *investigates yam murder* *plays hot lava* *becomes family with a group of strangers* *plays paintball again*

are they…… y’know……………..*taps chest with one hand and mimes a high-five with the other*

i hate gay people so much its just like “i love you/i know” “happy valentines day/it is now” “honestly? i wanna watch tv with you” “Abed is a magical elflike man that makes our lives better than reality” “troy will find me” “you may notice some side effects, like a compulsion to come back” like what does that even mean shut the fuck up

do i want to get better? well yes but actually no

Idc how in love I am, I am not goin thru no phones…

TIL, that even though rats are so cute animal they can be very mischaevous so do not hesitate to escalate the situation to voilence

“boys will be boys” should mean whatever Troy and Abed were doing in the end tags

what if i died and came back to life would that be fucked up or would i still be hot

mike’s completely normal lemonade

mikes super fucked up and extremely evil lemonade

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally