oh me, oh my

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

"We are very effective. Please raise our budget."

“how can a horror movie be comforting” sigh……. u wouldn’t get it

seems to be impossible for skinny people not to mention just how skinny they are in the tags of posts about fat people. they can’t not mention it it’s crazy. are you afraid people are going to think you’re fat on the Internet because you reblogged a post about fatness without clarifying you’re a size two? god i’m so sorry for everything you’ve been through. now turn to the side for a minute i don’t want to look at you

the notes of this post are like toxic waste levels of annoying and stupid btw it’s actually kind of incredible. for anyone who’s skinny and feels attacked by this post i’m soo sorry and the door is RIGHT over there. it’s closed but i’m sure you can just slip underneath <3 <3