I’m A Slut For Aesthetics

Don’t spoil the odyssey? Brother you’ve had 3000 years to read it

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I always loved how back in the day before cellphones, people were unreachable if they weren’t at home. You can call but I won’t be there to answer. You can leave a message but you don’t know how long it’ll be until I hear it. You don’t know if I’m home, but you will have to make the trip to come to my house and knock on the door, hoping I’ll be there. And if I’m not…you can’t reach me!! Now that everyone has a cellphone the expectation of being reachable 24/7 is so disastrous. And let’s not even get into read receipts. I think one of the worst times of my inner peace is when I had an apple watch and suddenly every text and phone call and notification was on my freaking wrist, even if my phone was giving the illusion of distance by being in my pocket or bag or charging in another room. I stopped using it in 2022 and I’d rather eat a jean jacket with no water than ever be so connected again. “oh you can just turn off notifications!” not the point.

I haven’t watched the Pitt, but every time I see pictures or gifs of the character Dennis Whitaker, I have to deal with the fact that I recognize the actor so well because he has like a 2-minute part in 1917. Like oh yeah that’s my boy Private Parry. Yeah the character who’s only named in the script. Yeah of course I know his name. Why is he working in a hospital, go back to WWI

yeah man that’s like cool or whatever but have you watched a movie (you experience the whole spectrum of human emotions in 2 hours and come out of it a changed person)

Suzuki has the most perfect character design ever his hair is FRIED, his bracelet is CUNTY, his hip TATTED and his shirts DISSAPEAR every two minutes of screen time

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

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