roleypoley☆

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

call me Ken the way I don't. have a job

People reblogging this with "me but I have a job" NO you are BARBIE

Soda Saturday

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

Bitches love me bcz I’m so fucking earnest

She lets me hit because of my zest for life.