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If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

*wears a gigantic t-shirt* the shape and size of my body is a secret :-)

being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

no. recognize your milf potential

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

the sense of accomplishment you get from watching video essays and listening to podcasts about the creative process instead of actually creating is like the purest form of crack

I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

*forms an emotional bond with the horse i’m riding on the carousel*

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction