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It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

Finally, a worthy competitor to this site's hate mail game.

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now that the “remember when we all believed johnny depp.. wow.. society really pulled the wool over our eyes….” era has rolled around i just want to say for the record i never believed that sack of shit wasn’t an abuser and i am better than the rest of you morons for having eyes to see and ears to hear and you should all be ashamed. the only way ill respect you now is if you donate $50 to a women’s shelter.

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It's when you end up with six parents

makes you experience a placebo effect

one of the most annoying things people can do online is play Sigmund Freud about your fetishes and not even correctly guess your trauma

"oouuogh you only crave 'the eroticism of piloting a mech' because you're Touch Starved" actually my several girlfriends embrace me and lavish me with kisses on a regular basis but whatever. the correct answer was "you feel disconnected from humanity and crave the power to Destroy that which frustrates you"

"also you want an evil woman to tell you what to do"