“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Happy 13th anniversary to Spiders Georg!

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

Coming back to this, if you really deep it, this is a metaphor for society. Many people will line up and board the “eternal damnation” ride, not thinking it means literal eternal damnation, so when the eternal damnation begins, they are shocked and want off it, even though experts were telling them prior to boarding that this ride is literal eternal damnation

Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out

Five, nothing wrong with me

Six geese-a-laying

Seven brides for seven brothers