LUIGI LOVE ZONE

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

@derinthescarletpescatarian

bruh-chan…

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all