𝔰𝔬𝔣𝔱 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰

If you don't like hairy bitches DIE

no-purpose flour

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

i don’t even know what to do. every single day i don’t even know what to do

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time

executive dysfunction

The most excellent caption

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day