you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

the videogame man is real and he will marry me you’ll all see

what if your were in silent hill and the fog was crazy and you heared footsteps and a weird noise and got scared and ran away and tripped an fell and turned around and the footstepps were louder and i stepped out big fuck bong in my hand water bubbling and i exhaled and the fog was the smoke from how mmany hits from my bong i was taking my eyes are red as fuck i hand you the bong

[Cutscene Triggers] "This town is full of monsters! How can you just stand there smoking that huge simmering bong of weed hitting the bong full inhaling weed of fuck"

[slow pan to the back of my head and then i turn around] "cant called it silent hilll if you rip loud as fuck"

If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit

every fictional character is bisexual unless they aren’t bisexual. this is what I believe in

hi i think youre scary wanna kiss

i should be allowed powers because i am special boy

As we get into the colder months I wish all my mutuals with chronic pain and arthritis made worse with changing temperature a safe and comfortable winter.

barry bluejeans is real as fuck for instantly being like okay i've been reunited with my beautiful wife after a decade apart and she's in litch form. time to kill myself immediately so i can hold her again

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there