I'm sad but getting better.

My hottest trait is that I don't know what buccal fat is and I refuse to learn. Y'all are making shit up

"Ooh it's the trendiest new insecurity--" don't care

The older I get the more I'm convinced they're making up things to be insecure about in a lab. Like nobody is going to organically think of any of this some industry plant is just making tiktoks to sell you products and people believe it. Watch I can do it too Have you ever noticed the uh *throws a dart at a board* tendons in your *rolls dice* neck? That's bad now. Fuck off

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

Thank you, Mr. Krabs.

I missed tumblr

sometimes i think about how the jedi is supposed to be dressed plainly and like a lot of common folks across the galaxy and the closest parallel i can think of to contemporary society is someone conducting high stake negotiations in jeans and like a flannel shirt

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

he wasn’t even the chosen one or anything he just woke up one day, got his sister kidnapped, made the gods acknowledge him, and killed ganon

It’s my personal headcanon that the reason windwaker’s sequels are so weird in terms of villains, is because this little bastard ENDED demise’s curse. Like the curse was that Demise would return with the hero and zelda over and over, and since this kid WASN’T a reincarnation of the hero he ended the curse by breaking the cycle through sheer big brother energy

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming