the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

I once wore green cargo pants with a black hoodie in Belfast in the mid 2000s and two separate people yelled "alright there Kim Possible?"

i would be soooooo powerful if i wasn't so deeply afraid of people and places and also things

we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

@blubushie

“you’re quiet” yes I’m trying to gauge how weird I can be in this new social situation