Conglomerate of Ridiculousness

I deserved it though.

I've made myself objectivity worthless.

I don't benefit anyone and when I do i can easily be replaced by other people and soon robots.

The world would genuinely be a better place without me.

I've lost hope in all my goals and dreams.

I should've listened to my parents. It's too late now.

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷‍♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.

“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.

“I’m alright… yourself?”

“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”