This is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan.
congratulations. you’ve succeeded in making trump even uglier
who knew that oompa loompa orange could be an improvement?
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@so-whataboutthat-mark
This is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan.
congratulations. you’ve succeeded in making trump even uglier
who knew that oompa loompa orange could be an improvement?

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If you're not following me on Snapchat then you're missing out on my waffle struggle rn.
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well at least he’s taking it seriously
I love how he puffs up his chest, like he’s so important. OMG, I want one now.
*sweats nervously* Obama

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Fake Pockets: A How To
dude. this comic was made for me.
oh my g o d
Advanced Warfare
but then he isn’t horny…
he stretch
HE SO PRETTY,
a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake
This is a lie. I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add. Im not scorned by it. just a fact.
my brain is fired
i mean fried
yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

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Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs
he cuts off Darth Maul’s legs (2)
he cuts off Savage Opress’ arm (1)
he cuts off Grievous’ hands (2, probably, but Grievous has so many I lose count)
he cuts off many of Anakin’s limbs (3)
and so many other random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan is a menace
considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost
one might even call him
a phantom menace
ba-dum-tzzzzz
why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight?
the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him
PUT YA ARMS DOWN
CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY
If this gets 500 notes I’ll print it and send it to Ted Cruz'a main campaign office
i’ll print it tonight and mail it tomorrow
omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS.
HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY.
(find them here.)
you can’t imagine how relieved I was to scroll past the first pic and see that it was, in fact, dogs that OP had in mind for these
^same

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me: dating is really hard when you're gay
str8 person: it's ok sweaty finding love is hard for everyone :) :) :)
me: actually it's a lot harder when there are approximately 3 lesbians in my area but thanks for your input sharon
im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later