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Hello! My name is Sabrina.. And I am a multi fandom mess. I'm also 17 and I'm currently dating my giant adorable dork of a boyfriend. My goal in life is to cosplay at least once and become an actress or a writer. And Dylan O'Brien and Chris Evans are my husbands. And Scarlett Johansson and Felicia Day are my wives. R.i.p. Auron 2005-2015

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macleod

This is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan.

slyandthefamilybook

congratulations. you’ve succeeded in making trump even uglier

notcisjustwoman

who knew that oompa loompa orange could be an improvement?

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If you're not following me on Snapchat then you're missing out on my waffle struggle rn.

tastefullyoffensive

(via shadowfogkiller)

roachpatrol

well at least he’s taking it seriously

official-ginger-kid

I love how he puffs up his chest, like he’s so important. OMG, I want one now.

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h

*sweats nervously* Obama

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h

shit

beautifulwhensarcastic

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tea-n-whiskey

Fake Pockets: A How To

trashyspice

dude. this comic was made for me.

sassysluteverforever

oh my g o d

bonerfart

Advanced Warfare

shiny-rhydon

but then he isn’t horny…

wenhan

he stretch

mimikyew-deactivated20170503

HE SO PRETTY,

lzbth-deactivated20150219

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

destructojoe

This is a lie. I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add. Im not scorned by it. just a fact.

deadlidynos-deactivated20171121

stanleykubricky-deactivated2026

my brain is fired

stanleykubricky-deactivated2026

i mean fried

stanleykubricky-deactivated2026

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

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hezenkoss

Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs

he cuts off Darth Maul’s legs (2)

he cuts off Savage Opress’ arm (1)

he cuts off Grievous’ hands (2, probably, but Grievous has so many I lose count)

he cuts off many of Anakin’s limbs (3)

and so many other random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is a menace

ten-thousand-bees

considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost

one might even call him

a phantom menace

franzkafkagf

ba-dum-tzzzzz

stability

straightwhiteboystexting

jewishwatson-deactivated2020091

why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight?

the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him

PUT YA ARMS DOWN

CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY

jewishwatson-deactivated2020091

If this gets 500 notes I’ll print it and send it to Ted Cruz'a main campaign office

jewishwatson-deactivated2020091

i’ll print it tonight and mail it tomorrow

fem-usa

finnyfar

omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS.

HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY.

(find them here.)

habitualshaker

you can’t imagine how relieved I was to scroll past the first pic and see that it was, in fact, dogs that OP had in mind for these

arrghigiveup

^same

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me: dating is really hard when you're gay

str8 person: it's ok sweaty finding love is hard for everyone :) :) :)

me: actually it's a lot harder when there are approximately 3 lesbians in my area but thanks for your input sharon

ovadioisdead-blog

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

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