So...Umm...Yeah

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

edward at the end of new moon

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

I thought that was a microphone at first and that he was going to interview the creek

I had a math teacher in high school who used to keep a whole drawer full of snacks (she’d even go down to the cafeteria to buy you a sandwich if a student was extremely hungry) and she used to say “you don’t know what students are going through. You don’t know what their family is going through. This could be the only thing they’ve eaten all day.”

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells