I’m A Nerd How’s Life?

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

…………..you think?

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

@melianindoraith

"people who would fight the entire world for each other but complain and call each other stupid fucking idiots about it the entire time" is the ultimate relationship dynamic

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