im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

May you never abandon yourself again, especially for what isn't good for you.

Sometimes i forget to rebog a day post but don't worry, you guys wont let me forget this onee

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

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The thing people don't understand about Bella is that she unconditionally and irrevocably matched Edward's freak. He broke into her house to watch her sleep, fucked up her truck so she couldn't see her other friends, ate tears off of her face, and she was super into it. That's why fan lore where Bella is grounded or relatable doesn't work. We were explicitly told that she was these things because it's how she saw herself, but at every possible turn in the entire series she is insane and melodramatic and obsessively insecure and controlling and that's why she and Edward belong together.

So often, it’s almost like women in media aren’t allowed to be horny, but Bella is. She’s always thinking about how hot her Edward is. The one thing she wanted before being turned was to have sex with Edward. She cries because Edward won’t have sex with her again on her honeymoon. She wakes up as a vampire ready to jump his bones and then spends all night banging him. And I love this about her.