Hey there :3

Wtf is it???

It’s a camp stove that’s fueled by tiny sticks and pinecones and stuff, then the heat powers a usb charger that can either charge your phone or run small usb powered devices like lights. The whole unit comes apart, folds up, packs inside itself and fits perfectly inside a kettle/cooking pot sold by the same company. There’s also a collapsable grill you can get that fits on top of it that can hold about four regular sized hamburgers at a time.

*whispers* if the majority of millenials vote for Bernie Sanders in the presidential election he will win by a land slide, pass it on

If this is the plan, be sure to vote in the primaries. Have to get Sanders the nomination before we can can think about the Republicans.

here is the primaries calendar

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

Nah, it’s just to encourage safe driving.

When I was twenty, and very stupid, I was utterly in love with my economics professor. It is one of the most unsexy subjects, but the way this man talked about numbers was obscene. It helped that he was fucking gorgeous, too. There was a boy in econ who always sat next to me and found excuses to talk. He’d share his notes if I daydreamed during class—and I did a lot of daydreaming about that professor. This boy was persistent, so I made a deal with him. If he could ask the professor a question which he answered incorrectly, I’d agree to one date.The boy thought about it for a while, and then he asked, ‘Will she go out with me tonight?’, pointing at me. And the professor said, very decisively, ‘No.’ So the boy, thinking himself clever, asked me where I’d like to have dinner, and I said I’d tell him later. After class, I asked the professor why he’d answered ‘no’ with such certainty. Do you know what he said? He said, ‘Because you’re having dinner with me.’ And that was the night I started dating my econ Professor, and my now boyfriend of 5 years.

why do people keep thinking snorting and wheezing pugs and bulldogs are cute??? brachycephalic dogs have trouble breathing because of unnecessarily short muzzles and stenotic nares, it’s not cute it’s terrifying, and it needs to change for the good of the dogs.

Okay LETS TALK BOUT THIS OKAY Yall tryna be all saints out here tryna care about every little FUCKIN problems. The reason they have those problems is because of genetics. There is really no way to fix it unless you make a time machine and tell your ancestors to not breed them into existence. I’m sorry “the good of dogs?” WHAT is you TALKIN BOUT CHILD.