The Dark Side

Why do The Front Bottoms have such weirdly specific lyrics and why do I relate to all of them

I hope to be in love as much as Ben and Leslie one day

Wow, High Haley had some deep shit to say but she was right

Reblogging again because this means a lot to me

and i feel abandoned by god in this Chili’s tonight

everyone go home this one wins

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

Dude I think you went to hell

Is this what Twin Peaks is??

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

just another tuesday on r/relationships

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it