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monsterfucker safari

can someone please turn this into a gif

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

Can't stop thinking about transphobic aldia. A lie will remain a lie

slow typing speed humiliation

everyone is pointing and giggling and asking me how i can even post with such a small wpm and i keep trying to type my response but every time the ... pops up on the screen they burst into laughter again

corporate guy who walks in & asks who's the most fertile shareholder at the table today

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

sorry that i moaned when you mentioned the longnose gar