Snowzua

don't forget that there are some women out there who have vaginas. it's called bottom surgery and it's magic

i think girls should be allowed to have bodies that are sticky slimy if they want to

they should let me swap out sweat for goo

what did yhey put in alcohol that makes you need your face grabbed and handled

i do unfortunately want to be taken advantage of while i’m crying

i'm just saying, if you had a slot for it in the back of your head, being plugged in would probably feel incrrrrreeeeeedddible

pukes

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

miss conduct? *twirling hair* is there a mrs conduct?