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it's a dolly doll world out there

if i ever teach compsci again i know what i must do

honestly one of my favorite things ever is 'board game mechanics that are intuitively explained using pictures on the board'. it's really cute.

theres literally nothing sexual

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

*sexting* I want to take care of you

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Sometimes my brain does what I call a split second mental “refresh” which leads to me abruptly getting disoriented and going “ah! I just had a refresh.” It is unclear what to make of this because I made the term up

I get scared that Irish american chan remade but she forgot all of her mutuals usernames so she's just out there posting I Had A Good Day Today, There Was A Toad to zero notes because no one's found her

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography