rewatching it as an adult i realized that Jamie Mythbusters is not, in fact, constantly bored and slightly pissed, he just has a flat affect and is actually having the time of his life blowing shit up
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rewatching it as an adult i realized that Jamie Mythbusters is not, in fact, constantly bored and slightly pissed, he just has a flat affect and is actually having the time of his life blowing shit up

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i love the term "giving head". am i sucking her cock? eating her pussy? you don't know. i might be decapitated. i'm living my best life, fuck off.
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
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Sometimes wild attraction shit happens when you learn to separate masc/fem from man/woman. I’ve known queer women find the femininity in a man attractive. I’ve known gay men get so hot and bothered by the masculinity of a woman.
There was once a guy who was not really my type but then he did drag and was suddenly wildly attractive to me. And since I’m bisexual it doesn’t give me a crisis when someone is suddenly hot to me in an unconventional way. I used to think this was particularly a bi experience.
Then I’ve met plenty of gay men and lesbians who are also chill about that sort of thing. Sometimes life is like that “oops made out with a twink in Brighton who turned out to be a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian” and sometimes it’s like “hey, I’m not normally into men but this guy has got something hot going on.”
So I could be a straight woman, and still find this hot?
1. Good choice
2. You can do whatever you want

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!
The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever
I have much hate in my bones
also, on the topic of weird queen deltarune takes I've seen that personally have been bugging me. because being wrong about a character online somewhere I can read is a most greivous sin. I think we all need to put our personal beliefs behind us and agree that queen deltarune would love chatgpt. she would be saying "Lightners Love My Algorhythmically Generated And Factually Incorrect Articles" and things of this nature. I know it's hard to accept, but if you look inward you will find that you already know it to be the truth
"Queen would hate GenAI" is literally the same kind of bad take as the "Spamton would hate NFTs" we had a few years ago.
scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing
Spaghetti strands that are 200 times thinner than a human hair could be woven into bandages to help prevent infections
Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.
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The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”
Oh he's definitely eating it
scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

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what a strange dog
i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it
just found out it's all for fun
it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this
Before I get into this fic idea I need to lay out three things.
Fact: Izuna Uchiha is apparently a Sasuke clone and therefore, theoretically, Sakura's type.
Supposition: the Uchiha are murdersexual (sexually attracted to people who can murder them), therefore making Sakura "I punched god and broke her nose" Haruno Izuna's type.
Fiction: warring clans era Uchiha practiced bride kidnapping.
So in a world where Sakura Haruno accompanied Mito Uzumaki upon her marriage as the one lady in waiting who stays behind with you when your retinue leaves, she teams up with the Senju brothers to invent medical ninjutsu and becomes a field medic. Nobody in the Uchiha clan really bothers to care about this until she simultaneously saves Izuna's life and kicks his ass by accidentally throwing one of his own clansmen into him from the other side of the battlefield, knocking him out of the way of Tobirama's killing blow.
In the week following this event Sakura apologizes profusely to Tobirama for ruining the debut of the flying thunder god, Izuna recovers from a massive concussion, and Madara fails to talk him into making peace first and love later. Instead, Izuna decides to try and stage an ambush so he can bridenap her.
The crucial part of this concept is that, while history and notoriety mean every shinobi clan in Fire Country knows what it means to yield to an Uchiha and be brought back bound in red rope, Sakura is not from Fire Country. She has no idea when Izuna beats her by the skin of his teeth and offers to let her surrender that she wasn't a prisoner of war, and because an Uchiha would sooner slit a Senju's throat than marry them, nobody realized she would need to. So by the time they both realize how colossal a misunderstanding they've had, they're already married.
Tobirama teleports to Sakura and whisks away his favorite surrogate sister/gopher back to the safety of the Senju compound before she can actually talk to Izuna, so when Mito and Hashirama crowd around her asking what happened she just says "I think I got married?????" Everyone proceeds to lose their goddamn minds.

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At least she got enrichment in her enclosure now
I think one of my favorite differences between Hornet and the Knight is the fact Hornet does canonically have pouches and pockets and kits and can obtain a (dead bug's) purse and (weighted) belt which definitely is what holds all her various rosaries and shards and seared organs ect. As opposed to the Knight who (based off Salubra's dialogue seemingly implying that it *doesn't* have a pouch or purse to store its fucking massive charm collection) just sorta probably. shoves things inside itself. because it is definitely not storing SHIT in its cloak and is NOT picking up any sort of accessories to help with storage. The fact that the shade is what holds your geo can be used as very dubious evidence for this as well, but considering it exists as a corpse runback and the same applies to Hornet with her cocoon, I'm hesitant to say that is the smoking gun it could appear to be. but seriously what the fuck kind of situation was it in that led to the discovery of "I can shove things inside of my hammerspace". Hornet really contextualizes how much of a freak the Knight is because what the fuck.
my second favorite difference is now they swim. The Knight can only doggy paddle and likes to splash whilst Hornet can actually shmove in water and refuses to splash about. the knight canonically has whimsy and great joy in its heart
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