Moderately fucked up dino moder gf

>I love [CRACKING] open a [COLD] one with the girls! [^_^]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

So sad they did unsleeping city before zohran, Brennan would've done this for sure

@detergent3000

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them