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If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

They reinstalled the flesh cube on the playground

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old