Snowy Owl

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

I care very much

not doomed by the narrative but certainly disciplined

put in timeout by the narrative

dommed by the narrative

i can't post anything

this isn't a hellsite it's a hellhome

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

pissing each other off as foreplay

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design

world might be fine. world might be good even

my fetish is people reassuring me that i’m not annoying

just kidding it’s ***********

can i buy a vowel

*a*********

can I buy a consonant?

no

That so says cannibalism

you don’t know that

imagine telling me i'm going to hell just for being trans and i'm literally just in my room giggling and kicking my feet because of some band from new jersey

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

This is everything