♡a mess♡

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

#this is making me picture aziraphale just like#elbows deep in a wild bee hive and covered in honey#full fucking feral#immune to bee stings#doesn’t care who sees#crowley there like i have never been so attracted to him - @penny-anna

Those tags omfg this image will never leave me now

@azfell-and-co

Well it is delicious.

… snails and frogs too ?

Aziraphale met Hastur once. It did not go well. To exact his revenge, Aziraphale introduced the consumption of frogs as a delicacy among multiple cultures. Hastur had to start wearing a wig whenever he went topside. As for the snail demon, he damaged one of Aziraphale’s scrolls beyond repair and suffice to say, he’s not around anymore. Rumor is, it was the escargot that broke him.

I want the type of relationship where we can text constantly about nothing in particular and never grow bored of it. No stress about replying quickly, no stress about saying "the right thing" just us talking and having fun.

songs which go na na na na na na na na na na na na na are the best. literally say that

As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because if a person cares for you, they will make it known. And you deserve a person that makes it known how much you mean to them