*leans into the mic* cow earmuffs for baby elves
Sidebarâ yes he is intentionally Baby Yoda in the second set haha
almost home

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

@theartofmadeline

Kaledo Art

Andulka
Jules of Nature

Product Placement
trying on a metaphor

#extradirty
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*leans into the mic* cow earmuffs for baby elves
Sidebarâ yes he is intentionally Baby Yoda in the second set haha

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Playing with colors and designs
A Gim from @pointlesslypoeticâs fabulous fic, Forged in Fame, that is like so insanely indulgent of my very specific mod gigo needs like you will not regret it please give it a read!!
watch until the very end
i know this is literally just an ad for fuckin cornetto ice creams but this is precious.
hope you didnât string that girl along too much tho, boyo :P
Cornetto makes better gay love stories than Hollywood
Fellowship of the Ring
chapter 6 ⢠chapter 7 ⢠chapter 8

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I made LOTR themed Christmas greetings! <3 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
âYou know I considered appearing on Eurovision when I was a young man.â
âThere was no Eurovision when you were a young man. There was barely Europe.â (x)
Hobbits vs Cinematography
 In the LOTR films thereâs always a huge height difference between the tiny hobbit characters and the tall human characters they interact with. This means that a crucial part of any sceneâs toneâ even if you donât consciously notice itâ is whether the hobbits are shot in a way that downplays how small they are, or in a way that emphasizes how small they are.
Like: there are two scenes where Frodo (a tiiny hobbit) talks to Boromir (a tall powerful man). In one scene, the film downplays the height difference, and in the other scene, the film emphasizes it.
The first scene is the one where Boromir comforts Frodo after Gandalfâs death. (âYou carry a heavy burdenâ donât carry the weight of the dead.) The cinematography⢠makes you feel like the two of them are equals.Â
We get medium shots of Frodo sitting on the ground:
And medium shots of Boromir sitting on the ground with him:
The camera angle is neutralâŚ.like, weâre not looking up at Boromir, or down at Frodoâ weâre looking directly at both of them.Â
The two characters both take up the same amount of space in the frameâ making it feel like theyâre basically the same size.
The two of them are sitting on the ground together, while the characters around them are standing. This makes it feel like Boromir is âdown on Frodoâs levelâ in a way that the other characters arenât.Â
So we know that Boromir is much taller than Frodo, but in this scene it doesnât *feel* like he is. It feels like theyâre equals, two ordinary people who are going through the same shit, and are equally powerless to stop it.
But the scene where Boromir takes the Ring is the exact opposite!Â
In this scene, the height difference between the two is emphasized to make Boromir seem threatening.
Remember how the camera angle in the other scene was neutral, so that you were just looking into the characterâs eyes? In this scene youâre always looking UP at Boromir, like heâs incredibly tall/standing above you:
And looking dOWN at Frodo, like heâs very tiny:
The environment itself emphasizes the camera angles, which I think is really neat! The scene takes place on a steeply sloping hill. So any time we look up at Boromir, weâre also looking uphill. Anytime we look down on Frodo, weâre also looking downhill.
Frodo is also standing next to that enormous fallen stone statueâ which makes him seem even smaller by contrast. The giant statue head behind him makes Frodo feel impossibly tinyâŚâŚ so small that heâs smaller than a faceâŚâŚâŚ.
Also again: in the previous scene, theyâre shot so they look like theyâre basically the same size in the frame. Boromir doesnât look that much bigger than Frodo.
But in this scene, Boromir is often put in the foreground while Frodo is in the backgroundâŚ.so you get shots like this, where Boromir is a HUGE looming figure in the foreground while while Frodo is a tiny-looking small guy in the background;
This is why the scene feels instantly wrong in a way their previous conversation didnât.Â
Even though Boromir begins by saying basically the same thing he did in their previous conversation (âyou carry a heavy burdenâŚâ âyou suffer, I see it day by dayâŚâ) it feels threatening this time. Youâre deeply aware of how much taller and more powerful Boromir is than Frodo, you really feel the power imbalance between them and youâre instantly aware that Frodo is in danger.
And itâs not just these two scenes that are careful with the cinematography like this? Itâs EVERY SINGLE SCENE that involves a hobbit talking to a taller person.Â
Another obvious example is the opening with Gandalf in the Shire.
In the early scenes, Gandalf is supposed to feel like a harmless hobbit friend who is basically One of the Hobbits. So heâs always stooping down, or kneeling, or sitting down, and the camera angle is almost always neutral.Â
We know heâs bigger than the hobbits, but it doesnât feel that way, because the height difference is being downplayed.
But then he gets angry at Bilboâ and CINEMATOGRAPHY SHIFT
The camera is angled UP at Gandalf, and DOWN at BilboâŚGandalf is giant in the foreground, while Bilbo is tiny and in the backgroundâŚ.for the first time in the film, we actually realize how much bigger Gandalf is than the hobbits.
But then another cinematography shift! As Gandalf reminds Bilbo of their friendship, the camera angle becomes neutral again, and Gandalf is down on Bilboâs level again:
TL;DR
Once you see it, you canât unsee it: most major tone shifts in Lord of the Rings generally involve switching from one mode of shooting the height difference to the other.Â
When a likeable tall character becomes threatening to the hobbits, the film switches from downplaying the height difference to emphasizing it.Â
When an intimidating tall character becomes friendly, the film switches from emphasizing the height difference to downplaying it.
So caranthir is now related to Bilbo by marriage??

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the joys of adhd
-âdo this pleaseâ okay **fifteen minutes later**Â âdid you do it??â what?
-*picks up phone to look at time* hm letâs unlock it to look at the time even tho its on the lock screen *unlocks phone and starts opening and closing random apps* *puts down phone* what time is it?
-i have three days to do this essay, gonna get it done on time! *spends two free days scrolling through social media and chatrooms* oh sht oh sht oh sht oh sht
-âCAN YOU STOP CRACKING YOUR KNUCKLES??????â
-âwhy are you picking at your lips/fingers/scabs?â i dont know âwhy notâ i just dont okay?? âwhy dont you know??â and so on
-WHY AM I NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS OMG IM SO DUMB AND I CANT ASK FOR HELP BC THEYâLL EXPLAIN IT SEVENTY MILLION TIMES AND I STILL WONT GET IT I DONT WANNA BE A BURDENÂ
-*wakes up at 3 am* GOTTA GET MY wHOLE FCKIN LIFE TOGETHER LETS DO THIS THING!!!!!! *aggressively cleans room/house*
-*internally, sometimes out loud if alone* okay hon, letâs stop procrastinating, we need to do this this and this if you want to keep your grades up/itâs alright, stop freaking out, itâs all gonna be fine, okay?/you need to make sure to do this before bed bc youâre not gonna want to do it tomorrow. âokay, iâll do it later.â no, letâs do it now, trust me itâs better. âokayâŚâ
-âTURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN, YOUâRE GONNA GO DEAF!!â
-I WANT TO DO ALL THE THINGS !!!
-I dont want to do anythingâŚ
-Am i being annoying? ânoâ are you sure?Â
-BRAIN ISTG IF YOU DONT SHUT UP
-*thinking about event that happened weeks, months, or even years ago* oh my god i was such an idiot/why did i do that???/oh my god they probably hate me for that
-omg i hurt you didnt i?? âno, how would you have hurt me?â i dont know, i just know i did!!Â
-apologizing too much
-leg bouncing
-hyperfixation/moments of intense passion followed by a period of disinterest
feel free to add, i want ppl to know what itâs like living with this little demon in the back of your mind
-only reading the first third of this post
- Iâll have this done in two days I promise. *3 days later, thing still not started* damnit
- I was up until 3am last night. âOh no, why?â I was reading up on arachnid reproduction. âWhat, whyâ Literally no reason. It was just something I had to do.
- *describes odd but frequent habit* *non-adhd friend* ??? Oh ok, so I guess that might just be an adhd thing...
- So are there any study habits or tip specifically to help adhd students? *therapist* Hm, good question. Maybe google it? ...
- So the reason Iâve been struggling with assignments is cause I have adhd/add.  *teachers* âOkay, so what can we do to help? How can we avoid this issue in future?â ... um, so, these are excellent questions--
*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS????? Â
#YES BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND CHRISTMAS
I donât think theyâve heard about second Christmas.
Terry Pratchettâs Hogfather (2006) dir. Vadim Jean
Bilbo and Gandalf in O Gnomo, the 1962 Portuguese lllustrated edition of the Hobbit! what a dream team
đ Happy Holidays! No matter how you spent this time of year, I hope you all have a great time! đ

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I rly hope this latest JK Rowling debacle will open some people's eyes about how pervasive this particular brand of transphobia is becoming in British feminism. JK weighing in is already distracting from the (very serious) matter she was weighing in on.
from where I'm standing Maya Forstater getting fired sends a clear message that transphobia is yknow a fireable offence and I'd consider that a victory! However no doubt JK isn't the only British terf who's going to use this to double down on their transphobia.
This is not about jk Rowling, don't get distracted. Make feminist spaces safe for trans women 2k20.
my list, in no particular order, of when a soundtrack has absolutely went off itâs tits to give some of the best moments in any media.
infamous quicksilver scene from x-men apocalypse (âsweet dreams are made of thisâ playing as he saves everyone from the manor)
the inexplicable use of supermassive black hole by muse in twilight during the baseball scene
the scene in umbrella academy where five fucks up all those agents in the diner while âistanbul (not constantinople)â plays in the background
whatâs up danger playing from into the spiderverse when miles takes the leap of faith
the start of spiderman homecoming when they played the orchestral version of the spiderman theme for the first time
sweet victory
âsitting there useless as two shits hey, turn around bend over iâll show you where my shoe fitsâ
the part in rwby where they slingshot ruby at the nevermore while the final part of red like roses pt.2 plays, the guitars blaring as she goes up the cliff and ending with the beheading
âI AM MOANAâ
busted from phineas and ferb
the end of guardians of the galaxy volume 2 where they start playing father and son
the part in thor ragnarok when hela asks thor âwhat were you the god of again?â before thor attacks her and starts going batshit crazy on the undead army while led zeppelinâs immigrant song plays
as this is by no means a comprehensive list, please add any soundtrack moments that were so Fucking Good they made you have a physical reaction.
13. Shrek 2 when Shrek, a giant gingerbread man and a gang of miscellaneous fairytale creatures storm a castle to save Fiona while the evil Fairy Godmother blasts out âI Need a Heroâ.Â
14. Frozen 2 -- stop groaning -- had a lot of great songs but the one the gets me raw every time has got to be âThe Next Right Thingâ. Just. The way her voice swells on the lines âHow to rise from the floor when it's not you I'm rising forâ and âSo I'll walk through this night stumbling blindly toward the lightâ as she rises up and does just that always gets me to tears.