Snow Day in the Archives

adore the look of the charming girls with their hair cut short, and put your own hair in a low bun, as it is the closest your lord-father will allow

imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour

A playback of every msn message you ever sent in junior high that mentioned your crush

this club has everything! sea shanties, a lighthouse, homoeroticism, madness from the sea, a giant squid

Tall people are just vertically thicc.

everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same

their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things you will tend to find that they are very low in height, width, etc. (you get the picture). trees, however, have a very tall height and wide girth, which makes them extremely large

Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative

First of all, how dare you