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the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)

Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

“everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

valtsv

for the visual learners in the crowd

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If I may add:

kirbythegreat

@god-sent-gender-bent

madeofstarsandfairylights

Fixed

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

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Grass pokemon in spring

blackpyrefly

gibbon hug.gif is the sweetest image known to man

blackpyrefly

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They just lock right into eachother… I want what they have…

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here a spikey suicune

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“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

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cheesekait

Nintendo eshop be like: SALE !!!! 59.99 58.99!!!!!

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awed-frog

been howling at these for half an hour

mrkanman

king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!

the minotaur, born like a day ago:

normal-guy-posts

I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

pointnclick

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

damonalbarn

Gorillaz in Time Square, New York City.

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snoopingasusualisee

Hello again, young man. Enjoying that lovely advertisement? A single minute of time wasted on you lollygagging is a minute without my Bambi. Stay focused on your quest, idiot, and if I see you taking another break, expect me to break something else of yours. Now go to the nearest Gamestop and ask the bastard w

s0larflares

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

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What's not clicking

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papasmoke

Woah there slow your horses cowboy, this here is MILF country

lesbian-toddhoward

sorry pardner... could you show me where DILF country is? i think ole bessy got turned around *pats horse*

labias

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

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