It's Vintage

Who hasn't hogged out with their men friends?

having friends who are really into history is funny because sometimes they refer to like. czechoslovakia or something in present tense and i have to be like hey buddy that hasnt been a thing in over 30 years. you sound like a lost time traveller right now.

OH MY GOD

Certified piss post

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

am on floor

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool