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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

laterkiss

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

calware

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

antigyro

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

calware

homestuck owns every concept ever

katlovesshrimps

HAPPY PRIDE DOGGIESS!!!

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status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

muttsandmustelidae

this beastie is such a purse dog istg. if i do not carry him throughout my entire morning routine he gets SO sad. becomes the Flat Ferret of Despair. inconsolable puddle of woe. Laszlo is what most people want when they get a Dachshund. just a small long animal who wants only to be held

depsidase

un-father

She let's me use her as a toy because I value and respect her as a human being.

exotic-venom

(Atheris squamigera) variable bush viper

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willgrahamscock

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

willgrahamscock

ignore my boaner 👍

willgrahamscock

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

willgrahamscock

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

mini-wrants

The thing that’s always missing from the “women didn’t fight for the right to work they were already working they fought to get paid” is that many women also very much wanted to work.

Women wanted to be lawyers and engineers and chemists. They wanted to use their brains in challenging and interesting ways. They wanted to get the satisfaction from solving problems and inventing new shit and getting attention for it.

I know not everyone is born with intellectual curiosity or drive or determination but some people are and many of those people are women.

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Literally.

greeniery

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

wyverewings

if tumblr was for dragons it would be called tumblair. is this anything.

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🦎 hatchlingshoard Follow

been thinking about getting other stuff besides gems for my lair. maybe animal bones?

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🐉 sowingdragonsteeth Follow

humans will claim they’re allies and then support knights

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🐍 laidlyworm Follow

hey I won’t be posting to tumblair for a while, have to look for a new home. my dad found out about my cursed transformation and kicked me out.

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update: I’m living with @/gargouille, I’ll continue posting but it might be infrequent since I’m trying to adapt to my new life

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realized I haven’t posted karkinos much lately

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🔥breath-of-fire Follow

hey go check out the reluctant dragon if it’s in your area, it’s such a good play holy shit

hatchlings dni

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🐍 lindworm-prince Follow

why the fuck doesn’t anyone on this app give a shit about wyrms like we’re also dragons you know?????

🐲 wyvernofmordiford Follow

I shit you not, my ex thought wyrms were privileged????

⬜️ flamebreathingflyer-deactivated

they literally are though. dragonphobia stems from the belief that anything magical is evil, and wyrms aren’t magical because of their lack of flight. hope this helps!

🐊 cocaswife Follow

i don’t think dragonslayers care about the amount of limbs i think they just want everything with scales to die

🐉 blushingserpent Follow

update: flamebreathingflyer is the guy who tried to steal from fafnir’s hoard and ended up flying away in a storm and got struck by lightning because he had a lot of metal on him

👑 fafnir Follow

Yeah, that whole thing was wild.

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🐲 goldenscales Follow

what if I tried to sleep on my hoard like in that one rumor

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hopital

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🐺 lycan-lucky Follow

Hey wereblr I need help w something. I was recently turned and just started transforming last week. Is it normal to like, feel like you’re choking while you transform? Like you are running out of air for half a minute or so but then you start breathing normal again?

🐾 silverfangs Follow

Pretty much every freshly turned werewolf I know has complained about that at some point. Usually as you master the transformation it becomes less painful, so I’d expect for it to go away.

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

Ok but wtf does that happen???????? does the lycan curse just show up and strangles you???? pls someone tell me I’m stupid 😭😭😭

🌙 lonelyhowler1 Follow

No it’s because the windpipe abruptly changes size? you literally turn into a bat

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

I CAN TURN INTO A BAT?

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This website is free

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genderqueeradrien

imagine the miraculous ladybug world tumblr dash when ppl find out who hawkmoth is

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BRO I JUST FOUND OUT HAWKMOTH IS FUCKING. GABRIEL AGRESTE???? THE FASHION DESIGNER???????

pariscitizen Follow

is the reason he never left his house cuz he was busy akumatizing people lmfaooo 😭

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baguettecroissant Follow

bruh i literally JUST bought an alliance too

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chatnoir Follow

what do you mean hawkmoth is my fucking father this shit SUCKS

chatnoir Follow

WRONG ACCOUNT

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chatnoir Follow

stop sending me asks i was born in a wet cardboard box all alone and youre scaring me

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ladybug Follow

i am not paid nearly enough .

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gays4jaggedstone Follow

can i finally come clean and say i fucking hate the entire gabriel brand 💀

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hawkmothsimp Follow

Does anyone else think hawkmoth is kinda...

adrienagreste Follow

HELLO ??? #HUH? WHAT?

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Yes we are aware of the situation we are waiting for further details before commenting. please be patient ❤️ #i'm going to have a heart attack and die from stress #I LITERALLY HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TOMORROW.... FUCK 😭

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adrienagreste Follow

been getting really into taylor swift recently. big fan of speak now (2010)

baguettecroissant Follow

don't you have other shit to be addressing

adrienagreste Follow

addressing? if you mean the stuff with your mom i think you mean UNdressing cuz that's what ive been doing to her in bed YOOOOOOOO

djnino Follow

GET EM 💯

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marinettedupaincheng Follow

everyone be nice to adrien or i'm blowing this whole fucking website up

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eiffeltowerluvr Follow

it's only 10am and i feel like i've been awake for weeks what the hell is going on today

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WHAT???

felix Follow

you werent supposed to see this. this was private between me and my 12,794 followers

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duvinetdescigarettes Follow

Can we go back to the thing where chat noir might be adrien agreste the fashion model . what the fuck ?

ladybug Follow

let's ignore that for now 🙂

genderqueeradrien

tumblr discourse in the miraculous universe must be insane

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Hot take: being akumatized is NOT an excuse to be cruel to people. You are responsible for your behavior

🌸 normalfrenchgirl man what the hell are you talking about

🥖 eiffeltowerluvr ????? hawk moth literally mind controls you i don't know what IS an excuse if that's not one

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Anyone who says they "couldn't help it" because they were "akumatized" is literally just an abuser looking for plausible deniability

🇫🇷 pariscitizen kill yourself like actually

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❤️‍🩹 kindheartedparisian sent an ask: i know people are attacking you over that post but just to explain why people are mad -- as someone who's been akumatized, the thing about being akumatized is it's really hard to break out of and you're not fully in control of your actions, even if you're aware enough to know what you're saying/doing you can't really stop yourself

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc answered: What a convenient excuse for an abuser. Sorry I don’t buy it I don’t think anything can make you act against your morals if you hold them strongly enough

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🧀 cheesefan69 sent an ask I actually genuinely think you deserve to die. I’m not akumatized for the record this is coming straight from the heart

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc People are calling me an asshole and then sending me asks like this

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👩🏾‍🎨 stripedjumperandberet idk i mean,,, my abuser used to lie about being akumatized so i think this conversation needs a little more nuance? because this absolutely happens unfortunately

🚬 frenchcigarettes MINE DID TOO i’m glad i’m not the only one 😭

🧘🏻‍♂️ calmchillguy @.stripedjumperandberet @.frenchcigarettes if u fell for that lie u literally deserved it idc

🧀 cheesefan69 @.calmchillguy that’s so far over the line man what’s your issue

🧘🏻‍♂️ calmchillguy i was akumatized my bad

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🌐 cecenestpasunblog love when there’s some stupid bullshit happening on the tl. Yeah sure what you do while akumatized reveals your true beliefs whatever. If we’re just saying anything now

🪶 pigeonsnumber2fan help meee people are saying WHAT

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🌸 normalfrenchgirl This is ridiculous lol that guy’s in my inbox spamming me with bullshit i’m gonna block him in a min but it’s kind of entertaining I’ll post the best ones later

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🛍️ chloebourgeois That guy is lowkey right I love being akumatized I can just kinda do whatever and nobody questions it

🐞 ladybug ??????????

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🐿️ ilovesquirrels sent an ask How do you live in Paris and not understand how akumatization works lmao

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc I don’t live in Paris

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🎸 gays4jaggedstone He doesnt even live in Paris……… #WHATTTTTTTTT

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🐈 catboyblorbo Is ANYBODY else seeing that guy insisting akumatizarion doesnt make you do anything you dont want to do . Bc he just revealed he’s not even from Paris

👩🏾‍🎨 stripedjumperandberet LMFAOO?????

🐈 catboyblorbo I actually feel like im going crazy what is going on

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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Now people are acting like just because I'm from America I can't have an opinion on French culture I guess

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🐿️ ilovesquirrels Am i having a fever dream

🥐 duvinetdescigarettes what are we talking about i just got up

🐿️ ilovesquirrels Some guy got on here talking about how akumatization is just an excuse for abuse and just revealed he's literally american

🎸 gays4jaggedstone don't even worry about it babygirl go back to sleep

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🚬 frenchcigarettes OH MY GODDDD ladybug herself saw the discourse du jour 😭

🌸 normalfrenchgirl i love how online she is tbh it's so funny she's so me. saving paris from supervillains then logging on to post like anyone else it's awesome

🐞 ladybug normalfrenchgirl i see u in my notes all the time and i check your blog like it's the morning news you're so good at posting

🌸 normalfrenchgirl

HI?????????? #sorry for making 5 different posts about the thumbprint cookies i had the other day they were really good

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🚬 frenchcigarettes sent an ask: ladybug what are ur thoughts on The Discourse

🐞 ladybug we could bring our akumatization rate down like 20% if we banned american tourists

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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc So it turns out ladybug went mask-off and is blatantly being an americanphobe

🇫🇷 pariscitizen-banned-remade PLEADEEEE DELETE YOUR BLOG

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