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I never use Tumblr anymore but literally everyday that I login this has new interaction

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High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

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He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

My job on the solarpunk commune will be making artisanal polyethylene.

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

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