Do I listen to the new Phoebe on the bus, at work, or wait til this evening ….. impatient !

I love when I’m like wtf I’m getting aches and pains as I get older because I’m getting Old and my body is just breaking down. And people are like no you’re not old you probably just did something weird causing the pain. Then I’m like ugh I guess maybe, but I’m not Moving any different than I have done my whole life. But I guess maybe I did something specific. Let me google what particular causes there are for (x) pain. And Google is like ‘(X) pain! This can be caused by *list of 100 random things*, or just Moving funny!’ And I’m like funny how? And it’s like, idk, injury? And I’m like well I haven’t injured myself! And it’s like, okay fine well maybe it’s fibromyalgia or arthritis or a very dangerous blood clot. And I’m like uhhhh I hope not, I don’t think so. And google’s like well, my time’s up, peace out. And then I just sit there and go “yeah I think I’m just old”. And then the pain goes away and is replaced with a new one 3 weeks later

Give me strength to do vacuuming

Btw I’ve managed to train Jenny to replace cans of coke in the fridge when she takes one out, by calling it “following Cokey’s law”