*******

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

Places where reality is a bit altered:

playgrounds at night

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

no, what the hell jennifer??? i’m not okay?!

when you get caught in a lie but you have no poker face